Shit-cago, Illinois

As of today, I would like to announce a break down in the cease fire between me and the city of Chicago. Tensions began to rise when they required me to sign up for their exams before I interviewed with the Shitcago Fellows in order to secure a test date that would deliver my scores on time. Tensions rose again when I was told that I would not know whether I was accepted to the program before I had to take the exams. Negotiations broke down today when I found that it is too late to cancel my registration for the exams, or to receive a refund, now that I am no longer interested in the program. Those self-righteous jerks just screwed me out of $150 US American Greenbacks. This means war!